Thursday, April 30, 2009

Watch This: P*Star Rising

In case you haven't noticed, the Tribeca Film Festival kicked off last week and is drawing to a close this weekend -- but amidst the paparazzi shots of Sanaa Lathan and Sasha Grey, don't miss this incredibly gritty gem about a former breakdancer forced turned single father who finds himself living vicariously through his youngest child.




In the early '80s, Jesse Diaz was a rising star in the hip-hop world. Now a broke single father in Harlem with two children to support, Jesse finds a shot at redemption in his nine-year-old daughter Priscilla Star, a precocious and immensely talented rapper. Director Gabriel Noble follows four years of father-daughter ups and downs as they navigate the grit and the glamour of the music biz.

The final screening is this Saturday at 12:45 at the Village VII AMC 3

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I Got Friends In Low Places



I haven't updated in a minute! Sorry guys -- hopefully you'll find this video of my homies Sterling Simms and Jason Lee as hilarious as I do.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Watch This: "Big City Lights"



Today is a big day for my buddy Sean Falyon He just dropped his video for "Big City Lights" and I think it's pretty cool.





You can read an interview with him and download his Sean Falyon Meets SMKA mixtape HERE.

Blinded By The Light: Izza Kizza Gets All Colorful and Ish

I think this video might cause seizures. I'm not sure though, email me if you have one.

I'm The Izza Kizza




Unabomber punani? Ummmm, yeah.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Warning: Video Games Are Hazardous To Your Health



PAUSE. Or should I say PAWS? LOL, either way that'll teach that little kid to get all crazy over a stinkin wii game.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

What The Fux??? Just Say Nope To Dope




It's a DOPE game kiddies! Nah, but for real don't try this at home.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Believe It Or Not, This Is An Ad for Shoes



Kanye's new Louis Vuitton sneaks have to share the spotlight with Amber Rose's booty... The real question is -- which would cost you more dough?

P.S. This needs to be the last Yeezy post for awhile, he's taking up entirely too much space in my blogosphere.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Thursday, April 9, 2009

I Heart Crazy



I think I've found the perfect woman for Lindsay Lohan. :)

Best Kanye Song Ever



Okay so maybe I lied in the title. You know you laughed though!

Hungry for more?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Forte's Free! And Back At It Again



"Who among us tried to write, without revision?"

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

He's Still Got It



This video sent a lot of random thoughts through my head. Did Blu Cantrell put on a fat suit to play Jessica Simpson? What's his deal with lesbians? Who is he supposed to be at the dinner table? Overall tho, I effin love it. Squash these Asher Roth comparisons quick please!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Life's A Bush



I don't know which subliminal I like better -- the "tulips" (two lips, get it?) or the woman stroking her cat at the end. Hilarious. Of course some folks are bound to get offended, but I say fuck 'em.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

What The FUXXX??? I Be Sh*ttin On You H*e!



This is strickly for comedic purposes. Hope you get as good a laugh as I did.

Halle Berry does the Halle Berry



Could've swore the AKA's copyrighted the mirror in hand move... I know they mad.

Triknosis



There's a message in the madness