You Dummies Need Teaching

More proof that indeed ignorance is bliss... And truthfully just evidence as to why Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and other bigots are more dangerous than we imagined.

Before There Was Chris Brown

Maybe Karrine Steffans isn't such a big liar after all.



Superhead's babydaddy lays down his man law... it ain't pretty

I'm Late And I Don't Care...

And to think, "in high school you was the man homie".

Please somebody get Stephon, I'm getting that Mariah Carey-TRL-Ice-Cream-Cart vibe from him.

Who Put the O in The Oreo .... BARBIE?

Somebody in R&D shoulda been fired for this

I Heart Crazy

I think I've found the perfect woman for Lindsay Lohan. :)

What The FUXXX??? I Be Sh*ttin On You H*e!

This is strickly for comedic purposes. Hope you get as good a laugh as I did.

Oh FUX No! Police Brutality Lives In Seattle

The victim is only 15-years-old. My homie DV One was brutally beaten by Seattle cops a few years ago. When is the brutality gonna stop??? And since when did calling somebody a fat pig make putting hands on folks justifiable actions?

Oh FUX No! This NASTY MUTHA...

The above pictured man is about as nasty as you can possibly find on this planet. He had sex with a helluvalot of DEAD women. Some of whom were strangled to death. Others who were nearly BEHEADED. The shit makes my skin crawl.

A morgue attendant had sex with more than 100 corpses at the mortuary where he worked, prosecutors claimed today.

Kenneth Douglas,55 , took advantage of 16 years of night shifts to abuse the women's bodies.

He was frequently high on drink or drugs during his macabre activities, which were only discovered after American police carried out DNA tests.

Douglas is already serving a prison sentence after admitting having sex with the nearly beheaded corpse of Karen Range, who was 19 when she as murdered in 1982.

But he now faces two identical charges after forensic experts analysed evidence from two women who were murdered in 1991.

Police believe the number of bodies he abused could be more than a hundred though he claims to not remember any identities.

If you must you can read on HERE...

Think I'm gonna be sick...

Monsterface Mashup Starring Lil Kim

PLUS



EQUALS

Ralph Nader is a Big Fat Hater

I see the slurs are already coming out. Uncle Tom? Really Ralph Nader?

Some Tasteless Ish

I don't normally post entire articles but I'm making an exception today. The product you just viewed in the video has been using Jennifer Hudson's personal tragedy as an example to help sell them.

This story comes courtesy of the Chicago Tribune:

Officials with a company that manufactures shotgun racks sent out a news release Tuesday that asked, "Could a Bedside Shotgun Rack Have Saved Jennifer Hudson's Family from Tragic Death?"

The rack, called The Back-Up ($39.95, plus shipping and handling), is designed to fit along the side of the gun owner's bed, between the mattress and box spring. The release goes on to say, "Whether it is someone known or a stranger entering the home, too many people in this country are paying with their lives during these home invasions. The Hudson family is just one of far too many Americans gunned down in their own home."

A. John Peters, president of Home Back-Up Protection, said Tuesday that he didn't issue the news release to capitalize on the Chicago family's pain.

"I really feel sorry for these people," said Peters, 60. "I just don't want this to happen to someone else. Sometimes I think people need to be hit between the eyes."

Peters, of Browerville, Minn., population 734, said he got the idea while talking with some co-workers about the Hudson tragedy, in which the Oscar-winning actress' mother, brother and nephew were shot to death.

Asked if he thought the ad might offend people, Peters said he expected it might. "Just having a gun rack offends a lot of people."


Git yer gun rack folks. Crazy how that joint is definitely within child reach!

It Ain't No Joke -- Black Woman Walking

Sh*t is real..



One of the top reasons I'm glad to be driving these days and not walking -- particularly the streets of NYC

Ed "Mack" McMahon

From CNN: The 85-year-old former “Tonight Show” sidekick will star in two viral rap videos for FreeCreditReport.com, a financial Web site owned by credit bureau Experian. The videos feature McMahon wearing a tracksuit, being chauffeured around Los Angeles in a Cadillac Escalade golf cart and waxing lyrical about his very public financial troubles.

“I knew I could sing the blues, but I didn’t know I could rap,” McMahon said Wednesday. “When I retired, I was famous,” McMahon raps in the video. “I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn’t funny.” After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues: “Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I’m back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, ‘Go on, take a hike’/It’s my show now, and I can do what I like.”


Geez. I don't even know where to start. Well I guess enough old black men's dignities have been robbed that I shouldn't feel too bad for Ed McMahon but apparently Ed is so broke he's appearing in a credit report advertisement as a rapping pimp. SMH.

Sambo Grows Wings

Disney's Princess and the Frog promises some familiar but not necessarily welcome archetypes of the good old South. Did they have to give the firefly a toothless grin to go with his "authentic dialect"? I dunno if I'mma let the kids peep this one:



I'm reading a lot of ish on the net saying "we're" too sensitive. Ha.

Shawty Pull Your Pants Up

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0624081constantin1.html?link=rssfeed

JUNE 24--A Florida man shot a teenager after ordering him to pull up his sagging pants, according to police. John Constantin, 54, was arrested Saturday afternoon after allegedly shooting David Mitchell, 18, once in the stomach. According to witnesses, Constantin directed Mitchell to pull up his pants while he followed the teenager in the courtyard of his Jacksonville apartment building. After Mitchell asked Constantin why he was trailing him, the pair began to scuffle. During the confrontation, Constantin shot Mitchell with a small caliber handgun (the teen was later released from the hospital with the slug still in his side). Constantin, who works at Light Bulb Depot, told cops that he ordered Mitchell to pull his pants up, "but then the victim assaulted him." As he was being transported to jail, Constantin told a cop, "This is bullshit" and that, "an innocent man is going to jail just because I was just protecting myself." Constantin, pictured in the mug shot at right, was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, a felony. He may also face a drug rap pending lab results on a "white rock like substance" that field tested positive for crack cocaine.

SMH Barack Obama Disrespected In Art Exhibit

Check out the homie Maurice Garland's blog on this non cipher so-called art exhibit:
http://www.therezidue.com/2008/06/man-behind-madness.html

Shorty Says Jewish Girls Are Some Freaks

Check out this audio from Sirius Shade 45's "Lip Service" With O'Neal McKnight tellin my homegirls Angela Yee and Leah Rose why Jewish girls are his type...

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Can I Smell Yo Dick?

Riskay feat. Aviance & Real - Smell Yo D***
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Obama the Pimp

What kind of fuckery is this???

White People Are Delusional

(or maybe it's just pauly shore)