Watch This: SNL Takes on Tiger

This would be funny to me if I wasn't so sick of hearing about Tiger, his 9 mistresses, sexting and his failure to use condoms. Enough already. Cheetah Woods.

Watch This: 50 Cent "Do You Think About Me"

Gotta give it to 50 -- after being "So Disrespectful" - to Vivica Fox she comes back to play a version of herself in his video. Money does the damndest things doesn't it?

HARD... Rihanna Goes Bareback

I'm loving Rihanna's second single "Hard" featuring Young Jeezy, but I'm undecided on her decision to sex it up for the cover art. No hate, because Rihanna is one hot beezy -- but I don't know if this is the best look right now. Check out the song below

Watch This: Taylor Swift Kicks A** On SNL

I've been really fighting the urge to like Taylor Swift... but I can't fight it anymore. She's won me over. Gotta love the "swift" kick in the nuts to the ex-boyfriend in her "Monologue Song (La La La)".

Watch This: Uffie "Pop the Glock"

Love female spitters, and Uffie is one of the most endearing and engaging voices out there right now. Plus she gets originality points for this video. Funny how I never thought of the "glock" in a certain sense until this video.

Pour Some ... Butter? On Me

I'm so confrused. Why was the half-naked Indian girl putting butter on the gun? Where they do that at? And the pig? With the grapes? Just wow.

It was supposed to be comedy though, right? Guns'N'Butter goin' H.A.M. cotdamn!

What The Fux??? We Provide Orientals

Equal opportunity tranny hustling. Let's get with the times tho pimpin. An oriental is a rug.

Forget A Coke & A Smile (Suggestive Content)

Gotta love those Germans...

Shameless Marketing & Promotion

My homie Tania AKA K.lee dragged me out to Onyx last night so that she could promote not one - but two - of our CREW related projects. If you haven't been introduced to Body Magic yet, that's the black bustier looking number she's rocking and she capped it off by wearing Safetyz men's boxers (I posted about them last week)on top. I'm a little more conservative than her so I wasn't sure about the 'fit, but Tania pulled it off like a champ -- getting more than a little attention from Onyx's DJ, the dancers and a good number of patrons.

Special shoutout to Dallas Martin @ Def Jam & birthday girl Monica over at Onyx.


Keep an eye out for more CREW related posts coming in the near future.

Keep On Serving It Up

Do it Whit... now that's a fierce bitch.

But at the same time I know I'm not lying when I say somebody is truly starting to look like Cousin Dionne, right?

Take It Off

Ahhh my favorite weapon of mass distraction...

Lil tip for those of you who dread getting waxed -- take a percocet/vicodin/codeine tablet or two half an hour to an hour before your appointment. Thank me later!

Mama Said Knock You Out

Violence is never the answer, but I gotta say it seems like this lil nikka Charles Hamilton had it coming. Briana, I feel ya girl.

Dear Jazmine, Not Sure How To Feel About This Commercial

On the one hand I'm happy that she's getting endorsements -- and hey, I like wearing cotton too-- but something about me strikes me as very "Gone With The Wind" for some reason. And don't you dare tell me we're living in the post racial era.

Believe It Or Not, This Is An Ad for Shoes

Kanye's new Louis Vuitton sneaks have to share the spotlight with Amber Rose's booty... The real question is -- which would cost you more dough?

P.S. This needs to be the last Yeezy post for awhile, he's taking up entirely too much space in my blogosphere.

What The Fux??? Cassie Gets Chopped (& Screwed)

I know Kim Porter is somewhere laughing her ass off.

Halle Berry does the Halle Berry

Could've swore the AKA's copyrighted the mirror in hand move... I know they mad.

Some Of These Iggas Are Itches Too

Mostly Johnta Austin and Usher...



Dear Johnta,

Never forget that Karma is a muhfugga.

xo,
TMB

Disclaimer: Final "Part of Me" Vid Is Some Scary Ish

Yikes. That hurt me to watch, and I don't even have a penis.

Just Say No

I'm all for another woman gettin' her paper but what are we promoting here? Projects? Drug Money? Really?

I Heart Angela Yee

It's no secret that I'm a huge fan of Sirius Shade 45 DJ Angela Yee -- I always knew she was hilarious but today she gave me even more proof that she has a huge career ahead of her in comedy. Listen to the interview she did with Yung Berg's chain this morning.



Best shit I heard all day! The weekend is off to a great start already!